Colin: I just checked the post, but I haven’t gotten my Brexit check yet.
Burke: What do you mean?
Colin: Well, I thought that after we voted to beat up all the foreigners, we’re all supposed to get rich now. So I was expecting a check, but all I’ve got so far was this free knife from UKIP.
Burke: You shithead, that’s not how this works.
Burke: They do all that stuff electronically now.