And he’s probably got a lot of lawyers down there

“Weird Universe alerts us to the curious case of Gerald Mayo, who in 1971 filed a class action lawsuit in the Western District of Pennsylvania against Satan ‘and his staff.'” Boing Boing: Man sues Satan for ruining his life

I think that there have been a ton of lawsuits that have been filed over the years against the various supernatural/supernormal entities that control the universe, but I’m too busy to look that sort of thing up at the moment. I get it though: sometimes you just get so frustrated at your life that you’ve just got to have yourself a little tantrum (*ahem*). So there’s no point in rationally arguing about this stuff, basically.

Still, I think one of the many benefits of being ethereal is the fact that you don’t have to respond to lawsuits. Or go to jury duty for that matter. If there were even one entity beyond our mortal ken who was willing to respond to a summons, it would solve an awful lot of mysteries, I’d bet.

“Zeus? That son of a bitch? Yes, of course I’ll testify!”

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And he’s probably got a lot of lawyers down there

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