So, last Wednesday, I started getting a massive migraine while on my way home from work. This was a bit of a problem, since my commute is three hours long. Eventually I got home and was able to swallow a pile of Excedrin.
But you’ve read that essay before — the pain/migraine one — haven’t you? The only reason I brought up the headache is that it was then followed by four days of indigestion and… intestinal problems. (Possibly you haven’t read the “diarrhea” essay before, but I have no intention of writing one.) Well, the important thing is I’m back now.
Wait, no; the important thing is that I took a picture of a chicken: