One of the things I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older is that everybody is weird. Scratch the veneer of any given person, and the strangeness just comes leaking out. This knowledge has been invaluable in calming the voice in my head that constantly asks if I’m some sort of irredeemable weirdo; I am of course, but then so is everyone else, so why worry?
Except… this morning I opened a packet of stevia that turned out to be completely empty, and I couldn’t help think, “OMG, is this some sort of sign? Should I not be putting this stuff in my coffee?”
I mean, that’s excessively weird, isn’t it? Who else thinks that nonsense?
Man, this whole time change thing is messing me up.