Am I making it all crystal clear

Pepsi announces Crystal Pepsi sweepstakes, delighting dozens ·  The A.V. Club

This is bullshit. I liked Crystal Pepsi back in the day, and I’d probably buy some if it were available, but nooooo. Pepsi wants you to sign your life over to their loyalty program and then maybe — just maybe — you’ll get the chance to win some.

This fucks over my rose-tinted view of the product, frankly. Maybe it wasn’t as good as I remember it being. After all, back when Crystal Pepsi was a thing, I was also way into the Triple Decker pizza, and look how that turned out.

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Am I making it all crystal clear

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