BoingBoing: Sex probably won’t give you a heart attack
Well that’s just great. They might as well publish a study that suggests that owning a Rolls Royce or traveling to the Moon won’t give you a heart attack either, for all the good this information does me. Just once, I’d like to see something that I actually do turn out to be unexpectedly healthful and not at all dangerous. “Funyuns reduce cholesterol!” maybe. Or, “Insomnia key to great hair!” Christ’s sake, give me something.