Is… is this a hoax of some kind?
I mean, the reason I ask is because we live in an age where 99% of the stuff on the internet (that isn’t porn) are these outrage-baiting stories of ZERO TOLERANCE GONE MAD, and I’m just wondering it’s all starting to turn in on itself. On the one hand, this is so obviously a hoax (because seriously, superheroes = violence, full stop?), but on the other, zero tolerance policies really can result in such utter nonsense, so it’s… probably not a hoax?
Just add these stories to the list of things that can’t be satirized, I guess.